Gertrude Bell: Paradise has no time, age or sanctuary. Awaits us.
Libby Day: The truly frightening flaw in humanity is our capacity for cruelty - we all have it.
Burt Gummer: That's right. Fly right into my crosshairs, you fire-farting son of a bitch.
Bruce Kenner: I am starting to use my head again.
Ira Levinson: She had a great eye for talent, but I only had eyes for her.
Parthian Queen: Power is a conceit which reveals our limitations.
Matthew: The cross is bloodstained. It loves. It forgives. It demands.
Kristen: Why didn't you protect him?
Bella: Oh please, like this cabin in the woods shit really happens.
Dr. Brooke Powell: Why do you do that?
Carrigan Burke: What?
Dr. Brooke Powell: You tell your old war stories and you make yourself sound like an old man.
Carrigan Burke: Comes with the territory. We age in dog years.
Raisa Demidov: Leo, do you know what people get around here when they demand the truth? Do you? They get terror.
Leo Demidov: Raisa, we are already dead.
Andrew McDonnell: I see what's going on here, you're just a crazy person.
Danny Collins: Hank, I haven't written a song in thirty years. thirty years. I'm a fucking joke.
Petit's Mother: Edmond, could we reconsider... give him one more chance?
Petit's Mother: No, the carrots are cooked.
Doug Harris: What exactly do you do?
Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris: 2.4 million.
Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?
James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Shit?
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh... What? No.
Gabriel Oak: I'm not going to tell stories just to please you. You can be sure of that.
Vanessa: Now my outsides match my insides.
News Reporter: Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.
Cooper: Oh, come on.
News Reporter: The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.
Daniella Riva: 45? My madre.
News Reporter: Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.
Cooper: I am five-foot, two.
News Reporter: Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.