
Ben: All right, scouts. Let's kick some zombie ass.

Pat Candy: You know, when Adlai Stevenson was running for president, a woman came up to him on a rally one night and said, "Every thinking person will be voting for you." And Stevenson said, "Ma'am, that's not enough. I need a majority."

David: Each one of us is on a journey and we feel it's important to be on this journey with the people you love.

Diwan: When your family members turn into your biggest foe, no security can save you.

Igor: It's hard to judge cruelty when you've never known kindness.

Joy: Don't ever think that the world owes you anything, because it doesn't. The world doesn't owe you a thing.

Kay Adams: Don't ask me why the order matters, but it does. Okay?

Lila: Maybe we could help each other.

Ira Levinson: Love requires sacrifice, always.

Dr. Hexler: Tell me about Lili... Where did she come from?
Einar Wegener: Inside of me.

Cheerleader #1: So how does it feel being in drama Cassi?
Cassidy Spilker: Uh, such a bitch.
Ryan Shoos: Uh what?
Cassidy Spilker: What? If I had of known there was going to be so much actual drama involved I wouldn't have picked it.