Griselda: I wanted a wedding. Now I'm getting' a funeral.
Sadness: You could get lost in there!
Joy: Think positive!
Sadness: Okay, I'm positive you will get lost in there.
Blackbeard: Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.
Hook: Oh, well, actually I'm just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.
Kyle Wincott: Nose of a dog, the heart of a marine, sounds like a hero to me.
Christopher Marlowe: Saying things in a short snappy way instead of a long drawn-out way is the soul of wit.
Bill Shakespeare: You mean brevity?
Christopher Marlowe: Yeah.
Cinderella: It was my mother's old dress.
Lady Tremaine: It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.
Scarlett Overkill: Do you know who this is?
Kevin the Minion: Uh... La cucaracha?
Scarlett Overkill: This is Queen Elizabeth! Ruler of England! And I really, really, really want her crown.
Mal: The strength of evil is good as none when stands before four hearts as one.
Murray: Please don't kill me.
Vlad: Talking toilet paper... well that's a new one.
Kay Adams: Don't ask me why the order matters, but it does. Okay?