Best movie quotes of 2015

Scarlett Overkill: Do you know who this is?
Kevin the Minion: Uh... La cucaracha?
Scarlett Overkill: This is Queen Elizabeth! Ruler of England! And I really, really, really want her crown.

Kevin Griswold: There was a hole in the side of my stall.
Rusty Griswold: Sounds like you found yourself a glory hole.

Titus Abrasax: Lies are a necessity. They are the source of meaning - of belief and hope. Honestly, lies are sometimes the only reason I get out of bed.

Edward 'Ed' Muhl: Kirk, if you don't get rid of Trumbo, I will.
Kirk Douglas: And right after I quit, you can re-shoot all my scenes. You see, Ed, for better or worse, I AM Spartacus.

Nikki: You're one of those kind of people.
Cam: What... what kind of people is that?
Nikki: Can't hang on to anything nice.
Cam: I guess I haven't had enough practice.
Nikki: Don't worry about it. I shoulda known better. I mean... next time I'll just take my wallet and burn it.

Doug Harris: What exactly do you do?
Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris: 2.4 million.
Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?

Lila: Maybe we could help each other.

Ilya, Devi, Sergi: You watch too many American movies... if this landmine was real... no delay... landmine would've just exploded instantly.

Squidward Tentacles: You know what this needs? Some interpretive dance.

Laurence Golborne: We're running out of time.
Andre Sougarret: It's not a question of "if it falls", but "when."

Gordo: See, you're done with the past, but the past is not done with you.

Adam Jr.: I'm a god. I'm a fuckin' god.

Bruce Kenner: I am starting to use my head again.

Dennis: I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now.
Neil Clarke: I thought I turned you into a rational thinking creature.
Dennis: Rational thinking creature still have desires.
Neil Clarke: We'll soon deal with that.
Dennis: No! Don't take my desires away from me.
Neil Clarke: Why not?
Dennis: They wouldn't make my life worth living! Biscuits, shagging.

Malachi: This cross is going to cost you.

Hans Axgil: I've only liked a handful of people in my life, and you've been two of them.

Murray: Please don't kill me.
Vlad: Talking toilet paper... well that's a new one.

William Boldwood: I want... very much to protect you. For the rest of your life.

Andrew McDonnell: Lady, that's not yours to ruin.

Margaret: Look, isn't that those Nestrians?
Flamingo: Oh, yeah. Finally they found where they belong.
Lion: Yeah, probably we should've told them at the check-in, don't you think?