Best movie quotes of 2015

Evelyn Greenslade: I don't know why I tell you anything.
Muriel Donnelly: Because I'm older and wiser.
Evelyn Greenslade: Nineteen days older.
Muriel Donnelly: That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.

Kevin Griswold: There was a hole in the side of my stall.
Rusty Griswold: Sounds like you found yourself a glory hole.

Bella: Oh please, like this cabin in the woods shit really happens.

Harry Hawkes: Honesty is the greatest fidelity.
Paul De Smedt: Yeah, well, the world is not ready for your honesty.

Bauer: It's not murder, it's survival.

Jim White: So, do you guys get paid by the hour?
David Diaz: No, the field.

Matthew: The cross is bloodstained. It loves. It forgives. It demands.

Father Mike Corridan: I'm going to talk about a life today. An important life in our community. A life that ends life. The life of a gun.

Abe: I'm Abe Lucas and I've murdered. I've had many experiences and now a unique one. I've taken a human life. Not in battle or self defense, but I made a choice I believed in and saw it through. I feel like an authentic human being.

Castillo: Did you hire me?
Jane: I'm sorry?
Castillo: Did you hire me?
Jane: No, no.
Castillo: I hired you.
Jane: No, nobody hired me. I cannot be hired. Unless you mean in the uh, you know, the technical sense, then yes, I probably was hired.

Scott Fischer: Sit down man, acclimatize.

Danny Collins: Hank, I haven't written a song in thirty years. thirty years. I'm a fucking joke.

Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.
Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens.
Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.

Doug Harris: What exactly do you do?
Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris: 2.4 million.
Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?

Andrew McDonnell: Lady, that's not yours to ruin.

Bucky: Such a fuss, when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time.

News Reporter: Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.
Cooper: Oh, come on.
News Reporter: The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.
Daniella Riva: 45? My madre.
News Reporter: Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.
Cooper: I am five-foot, two.
News Reporter: Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.

Mike Pancake: I lost my virginity! Twice.

Adam Jr.: I'm a god. I'm a fuckin' god.

Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.