Alita: I do not stand by in the presence of evil.
Pope Francis: When no-one is to blame, everyone is to blame.
Julia Knight: Dick me dead, and bury me pregnant.
Terry: Time flies.
Gatsby Welles: Yes, unfortunately, it flies coach.
Terry: What's that supposed to mean?
Gatsby Welles: It's not always a comfortable trip.
Thanos: I am... inevitable.
Tony Stark: And I... am... Iron Man!
Genie: I made you look like a prince on the outside, but I didn't change anything on the inside. Prince Ali got you to the door, but Aladdin has to open it.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Look at this, I took nine million steps today.
Doc McGhee: I have managed the Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, kiss. I had been dragged through the deepest shit with all kinds of mentally ill people. But I have never been through what Mötley Crüe put me through.
Freddy Freeman: If you could have one superpower, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
Jimmy Hoffa: You always charge a guy with a gun! With a knife, you run away.
Nick Fury: I know a renegade soldier when I see one. Never occurred to me that one might come from above.
Thor: Look what I found in the purse.
Lucas: What is it?
Thor: I have no idea.
Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth grader told me that.
Social Worker: What's so funny?
Arthur Fleck: I was just thinking... just thinking of a joke.
Social Worker: Do you wanna tell it to me?
Arthur Fleck: You wouldn't get it.
Mike Banning: If you don't train like it's real, you're dead when it is.
Elton John: Real love's hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.
Michelle Jones: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter Parker: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
Michelle Jones: Well then you're Spider-Man.