Best movie quotes of 1930

Capt. Spaulding: How much would you charge to run into an open manhole?
Ravelli: Just the cover charge.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, drop in sometime.
Ravelli: Sewer.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, we cleaned that up pretty well.

Louie: How do you like it, sucker! I oughta give you a little of that heat, just for luck.

Oliver: Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?
Stanley: Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?
Oliver: Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?
Stanley: No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.
Oliver: Was he building a house?
Stanley: No, they were hanging him.

Amy Jolly: I seem to have the unhappy faculty of causing trouble... wherever I go.

Tjaden: They tell me there's some people in this world take a bath every week.

Census Taker: Don't criticize this marriage law. It, like the Volstead Act, is a noble experiment.

Stan Sr.: Remember the old adage: You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Bill: Well, you trust me, don'tcha?
Min: Sure, I trust you. You are too dumb to be anything but honest.
Bill: That's the same way I feel about you Min, too.

Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it.