Henrietta Barrett: Papa, please. I'm not a bad girl, I swear I'm not, only I love him, I love him. He's a good man, it can't be wrong to love him. I want love, I can't live without love. Oh Papa, remember how you loved Mama and how she loved you.
Reporter: Why are you in town?
Nick Charles: My wife is on a bender. I'm trying to sober her up.
Treadle: That, Sir Percy, is the last word in cuffs.
Percy Blakeney: Oh, gad, I should hope so. For there should never be another like it.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Hey, hey boy, wake up there. Sheriff, wake him up there. If anybody's going to sleep in this court, it'll be me.
Sheriff Birdsong: Hey, wake up.
Jeff Poindexter: What?
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Come here, boy. Come on over here. What's your name?
Jeff Poindexter: Um, Jeff Poindexter.
Barnaby: Big bait catches big rat.
James W. 'Jim' Wade: I was born at home, because I wanted to be near Mother at the time.
Donald Duck: Who me? Oh, no! I've got a belly ache.