Maid: He's crazy.
Martin: They're all crazy. They're all crazy except you and me. Sometimes I have my doubts about you.
Maid: Yes.
Doctor Waldman: You have created a monster, and it will destroy you.
Tom Powers: Hiding behind Ma's skirts, like always.
Mike Powers: Better than hiding behind a machine gun.
Commandant: You there, what is your number?
Stan: Hollywood-4368.
Dr. Jekyll: I have no soul. I'm beyond the pale. I'm one of the living dead.
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff: I love you as one adores sacred things.
Mata Hari: What sacred things?
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff: God, Country, Honour... you.
Mata Hari: I come last?
Hans Beckert: That is a nice ball you have.
Groucho: This program is coming to you through the courtesy of the Golden Goose Furniture Company with three stores, 125th street, 125th street and 125th street. You furnish the girl, we tar and feather your nest.
Mrs. Tracy Wyatt: One of my ancestors was a signer of the Declaration of Independence.
Sol Levy: That's all right. A relative of mine, a fellow named Moses, wrote the Ten Commandments.
The Tramp: Tomorrow the birds will sing.