Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Take your clothes off.
Molly Dunnage: A murderer... and a lesbian.
Bucky: Such a fuss, when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time.
Margaret: Look, isn't that those Nestrians?
Flamingo: Oh, yeah. Finally they found where they belong.
Lion: Yeah, probably we should've told them at the check-in, don't you think?
Pappas: I don't think you noticed or not but what went down was a crime.
Rufus: Sorry, you can't park here.
Miss Shepherd: No, I've had guidance. This is where it should go.
Rufus: Guidance? Who from?
Miss Shepherd: The Virgin Mary. I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office.
Jupiter Jones: The problem with Astrology? Total bullshit.
Lili Elbe: This is not my body, Professor. Please take it away.
Lucille Ball: This is Lucille Ball. All of us agree that the Constitution of the United States must be defended. But the way to do this is not by shutting up the man you disagree with. You must fight for his right to speak and be heard. All civil liberties go hand in hand. And when one goes, the others are weakened. Just as a collapse of one pillar in a house would endanger the whole structure.
David Lipsky: He wants more than he has. I want precisely what he already has.
Patrick Star: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
Paul Shaffer: Bill.
Bill Murray: Paul.
Paul Shaffer: Yeah. Where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: Good man.
Pete: You brought your guitar.
Ricki: Yeah, just the one.
Michael Stone: Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself.
Lila: Maybe we could help each other.
Jim White: So, do you guys get paid by the hour?
David Diaz: No, the field.