Margaret: Look, isn't that those Nestrians?
Flamingo: Oh, yeah. Finally they found where they belong.
Lion: Yeah, probably we should've told them at the check-in, don't you think?
Pappas: I don't think you noticed or not but what went down was a crime.
Greg: Can I put some flowers on you?
Emily: You know, I've heard of spirit photography before, but I've never actually seen it in person.
Lucille Ball: This is Lucille Ball. All of us agree that the Constitution of the United States must be defended. But the way to do this is not by shutting up the man you disagree with. You must fight for his right to speak and be heard. All civil liberties go hand in hand. And when one goes, the others are weakened. Just as a collapse of one pillar in a house would endanger the whole structure.
Jake: First off, in our initial conversations about exclusivity, I distinctly recall you saying something about "staying casual," yeah?
Hannah: I only said that.
Jake: Most likely because you thought that was what I wanted to hear, yes?
Hannah: Yes.
Jake: Okay. Well, me taking you at your word doesn't make me an asshole. It does however make you a liar.
Ben: All right, scouts. Let's kick some zombie ass.
Dr. Hexler: Tell me about Lili... Where did she come from?
Einar Wegener: Inside of me.
Paul Shaffer: Bill.
Bill Murray: Paul.
Paul Shaffer: Yeah. Where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: Good man.
Pete: You brought your guitar.
Ricki: Yeah, just the one.
Libby Day: I am not angry or sad or happy to see you. I could not give a shit. You don't even ripple.
Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Take your clothes off.
Molly Dunnage: A murderer... and a lesbian.
James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Shit?
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh... What? No.
Gertrude Bell: Paradise has no time, age or sanctuary. Awaits us.
Kristen: Why didn't you protect him?
Gertie Michaels: You know that Chris broke up with Vicki last week, right? And she is a mess! Have you seen the veiled suicide note/poem she posted on her Facebook page? It's so hilarious! I read it out loud to myself. A lot.
Jim White: So, do you guys get paid by the hour?
David Diaz: No, the field.