Rufus T. Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Carl Denham: Kong! The eighth wonder of the world!
Ann Lowell: Hiccups Excuse me. It's the tight shoes.
Carl Denham: Do you think he knew he was saving me?
The Invisible Man: The drugs I took seemed to light up my brain. Suddenly I realised the power I held, the power to rule, to make the world grovel at my feet.
Coco: But idiots are hard to find, I should think.
Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: Oh no, not in the scientific world.
Oliver: I have nothing to say.
Florence: All right, then you can go to some nice, warm place, and I don't mean California.