Rufus T. Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Carl Denham: Kong! The eighth wonder of the world!
Const. Jaffers: He's invisible, that's what's the matter with him. If he gets the rest of them clothes off, we'll never catch him in a thousand years.
Helstrom: Oh, and I'm going to make you First Mate.
Red: Is that so? Do you think we got rid of a good captain for a bad one?
Coco: But idiots are hard to find, I should think.
Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: Oh no, not in the scientific world.
Oliver: Where's the fireplace?
Jessup: In that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.
Florence: All right, then you can go to some nice, warm place, and I don't mean California.
Ann Lowell: Hiccups Excuse me. It's the tight shoes.