Ida: Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Mamie Johnson: There's some kind of fiddle-faddle goin' around here.
Torquil MacNeil: She wouldn't see a pound note from one pensions day to another.
Joan Webster: People around here are very poor I suppose.
Torquil MacNeil: Not poor, they just haven't got money.
Joan Webster: It's the same thing.
Torquil MacNeil: Oh no, it's something quite different.
Thomas Rogers: Never in my life have I been accused of any crime, sir - and if that's what you think of me, I shan't serve any dinner.
Elvira Condomine: Get me to bed, Charles. Then we can talk in peace.
Charles Condomine: A thoroughly immoral suggestion. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Dr. Edelman: Now, Mr. Talbot... You broke your promise to me, didn't you? Told the police. I don't like people who break their promises, Mr. Talbot.
John Simpson: Cosgrave! Must you pace up and down like a monkey in a ruddy cage?
Alan Cosgrave: I fail to see how what I do can concern you!
Bruce Alastair: Simpson! Cosgrave! Cannot we behave like Good Comrades?
John Simpson: Doesn't anything ever get on your nerves, Alistair?
Bruce Alastair: Oh dear me, no. I have no nerves.
Margy Frake: Speaking of affairs, Eleanor's on the phone.
Wayne Frake: Christmas, why didn't you say so.
John Ballantine: If there's anything I hate, it's a smug woman.
The Little Man from the Draft Board: Good heavens. That was quite an explosion. Are you hurt, son?
Daffy Duck: Oh, I'm a little shaken up, but you should've seen what happened to that dope from the draft board. He was blown to smithereens, see? Smithereens.
The Little Man from the Draft Board: Well, now, I.
Daffy Duck: No! No! You wouldn't say that! It's you! It's you.
Inspector Gregson: So I put my pride in my pocket and went to see the man that so often helped out Inspector Lastrade and myself in the past, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
Lt. Schill: It is a good feeling for a soldier if he knows that a girl is crying for him.
Mark Williams: Why didn't you join the Navy?
Capt. Nelson: I can walk better than I can swim, brother.
Charlie Chan: Murder know no law of relativity.
Julie Adams: What if this show is a flop?
George Gershwin: We'll do others. I haven't got time for flops.
Charlie Chan: So many fish in fish market, even flower smell same. Much confusion.
Laura Jesson: Isn't it awful about people meaning to be kind?
Oliver: That bull wouldn't hirt a fly.
Stanley Laurel: Yeah, but I'm not a fly.
Oliver Bradford: Well, apparently you don't complain.
Major John Hillgrove: You haven't given me a chance.