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Kuni: Stupid! You're so stupid!

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Metamorphosis (2) - S1-E23

Other mistake: At the beginning, when Java is filming, you can see that the image on the lens is meant to be a reflection or a mirror image, as it should be. It appears that Mason's left hand is on fire when it's actually his right hand. However, the "23" on the building isn't a reverse image.

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Continuity mistake: At the end, when the homeless man is showing RJ his Rolex, his arm is extended out in front of RJ. When RJ starts to cry, the shot cuts and the homeless man's hand is suddenly on RJ's shoulder.

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Legends (1) - S1-E16

Continuity mistake: When we first see Music Master's car, it's mostly in the street. In the next shot, more than half of it is on the sidewalk. And then, when the cops show up, it's nowhere to be seen even though it was parked in front of the stairs.

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The Brave and the Bold (1) - S1-E12

Continuity mistake: When the car crashes into the café Flash is at, you see it hit the counter and fall back down, and nothing is on the hood. When Flash asks the guy if he's okay, there's a burger on a pretty flat part of the hood. In the next shot, it's gone, and the hood is completely crumpled up.

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Trivia: Both Larry David and Michael Richards got their start on the sketch show "Fridays." David was both a writer and performer, where Richards was mainly just a performer. Incidentally, some of the writers Larry David worked with were Tom Kramer, Elaine Pope, and Matt Neuman.

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Mondays, Am I Right? - S4-E11

Chidi: Hey, um, I'm sorry I said that before, man.
Jason: No, you were right. Janet and I are different. Maybe it can't last. Maybe we're like the Montagues and Capulets.
Chidi: How do you know that?!
Jason: I read some books, man! Jeez.

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Elaine: Recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine.
Carl: What friend?
Elaine: Oh, just this woman. She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother and decided to have an abortion.
Carl: You know, someday we're gonna get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law.

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Jeremy Bearimy - S3-E4

Jason Mendoza: Why don't you want your name on the opera house? I love getting my name on stuff. In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare.

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Sylvia Lopez: The Mayor's office today, in conjunction with the New York Board of Tourism, unveiled its new motto to replace the long-standing "I Love New York" slogan. "I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catchphrase.

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Charlie MacKenzie: Hey, mom. I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as "the paper." The paper contains facts.
May MacKenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the 8th highest circulation in the whole wide world. All right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.

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The Suicide - S3-E15

Jerry Seinfeld: The thing I don't understand about the suicide person, is the people that try and commit suicide for some reason, they don't die, and then that's it. They stop trying. Why? Why don't they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life any better now? No. In fact, it's worse, 'cause now they've found out, here's one more thing you stink at. That's why these people don't succeed in life to begin with. Because they give up too easy. I say if pills don't work, try a rope. Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune-up. You know what I mean? There's nothing more rewarding than reaching a goal you've set for yourself.

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The Subway - S3-E13

Kramer: All right, Coney Island? OK, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway and Lafayette. Or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue then switch to the IRT, 2, 3, 4, or 5. But don't get on the G. See, that's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th street, then you gotta get on the R.
Elaine: Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?
Kramer: Well yeah.

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The Alternate Side - S3-E11

Rental Car Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry Seinfeld: I don't understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car.

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The Stranded - S3-E10

Gwen: I wondered what happened to my fiancé. I know he's here somewhere. Ellen, have you seen my fiancé?
Ellen: He's upstairs.
Gwen: Are you going upstairs? Tell my fiancé I'm looking for him. I have lost my fiancé, the poor baby.
Elaine: [In an Australian accent] Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Gwen: What?
Elaine: [Australian accent] The dingo ate your baby.

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[Phone Ringing].
Topper Harley: [Answering phone] Butcher of Baghdad, hello.
Woman on Phone: [Indistinct chatter].
Topper: Well, hello.
Saddam: Who is it? Who is it?
Topper: It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.

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Topper Harley: You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.
Colonel Walters: Yeah, we get the hell out of here.
Topper Harley: No. Wait another 15 minutes.

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Commander Arvid Harbinger: War. It's fantastic.

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The Pilot (2) - S4-E24

Stu Chermack: What do you think the real problem is?
Rita Kirson: It's Seinfeld. He can't act. It's pathetic. I told you, these stand-ups can't act. I'm cringing watching him.

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The Pilot (1) - S4-E23

George Costanza: What if the pilot gets picked up and becomes a series?
Dana Foley: That would be wonderful, George. You'll be rich and successful.
George: That's exactly what I'm worried about. God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'll never let me be happy.
Dana: I thought you didn't believe in God.
George: I do for the bad things.
Dana: Do you hear what you're saying? God isn't out to get you, George. What What is that on your lip?
George: What?
Dana: It's like a discoloration. It's white.
George: [Looking at his reflection] Yes. Yes, it's white. Why is that white?
Dana: You better get that checked out.
George: "Better get that checked out"?
Dana: I would.
George: What kind of a therapist are you? I'm telling you I'm scared that something terrible is going to happen to me, right away you start looking for tumors?

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