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Mitch: There's two kinds of people in this world, those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Kathy: Where did you come up with that theory?
Mitch: That famous guy said it, what's his name...uh...oh yeah, Jesus.

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Mitchell Kane: Are you happy with your deal with Sultan?
Johnny Winsor: Happy? I'd sooner be turked by a syphilitic bear.
Mitchell Kane: T-turked? Turked? What is turked?
Johnny Winsor: Rectally relieved.

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Weird Knight - S1-E4

Caryn: Eric, I can not go out with this freak again. I had pancakes for dinner.
Eric: In what world is that a bad thing?

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Weird Knight - S1-E4

Stosh: I want to rep you.
Zara: I have a whistle.
Stosh: No, I want to rep you. Represent you as an artist.

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Moved to Tampa - S1-E11

Continuity mistake: When Phil 1 knocks the Jenga tower down, most of the rows fall down. But when the shot changes, the fallen tower is now more than 4 times the height.

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Moved to Tampa - S1-E11

Continuity mistake: When the Phils are playing Jenga, Phil 2 is taking a piece out and you see the top rows; 3 vertical. 3 horizontal. 1 vertical in the middle. The camera angle changes and the top is now 3 vertical. 2 horizontal (missing middle piece). 2 vertical (2 side pieces). The configuration goes back and forth depending on the camera angle.

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Daniel: I'm giving up bowling.
Robin: Why?
Daniel: My wrist. It's a pre-arthritic condition. It's not gonna get better.
Robin: You saw a doctor?
Daniel: No, Al, the janitor at the bowling alley examined it. He uh, seemed to know what he was talking about. He took me right away. Of course I saw a doctor.

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Uncle Joe: Would you mind going to the market, we're out of Oreos.
Molly: Well, we wouldn't be out of Oreos, would we, if someone hadn't sucked out all of the insides and tossed the rest away, you naughty boy.
Uncle Joe: I'm old and I'm rich. I can eat whatever parts I want. If I want to eat the goddamn box, I'll eat the goddamn box.

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Otto: Now, apologize.
Archie: What?
Otto: Apologize.
Archie: Are you totally deranged?
Otto: [long pause.] You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp scumbag, fuck-face dickhead asshole!
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You're the vulgarian, you fuck! Now apologize.

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Otto: Don't call me stupid.
Wanda: Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dress with higher IQ's. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple things, okay? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto, I looked them up.

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Dr. Alan Grant: Well, you're alive, and that's the important thing. And thanks to you, that's one thing we have in common. Did you read Malcolm's book?
Eric Kirby: Yeah.
Dr. Alan: So?
Eric: I...I don't know. I mean, it was kinda preachy. Too much chaos, everything's chaos. Seemed like the guy was kinda high on himself.
Dr. Alan: Well, that's two things we have in common.

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Dr. Alan Grant: What John Hammond and InGen did at Jurassic Park is create genetically engineered theme park monsters. Nothing more and nothing less.
Woman: Um, are you saying that you wouldn't wanna get onto Isla Sarnoa and study them if you had the chance?
Dr. Grant: No force on Earth or Heaven will get me on that island.

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Vincent: Women love men who are mysterious and devious, keeps them on their toes, it excites them. You know what I mean?
Julius: No.
Vincent: You do like women?
Julius: Oh, very much so. They're strange and sensitive. They have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.
Vincent: You're a virgin!
Julius: That's private.
Vincent: A 230-pound virgin.

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Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic. I have no respect for those with no respect for logic.

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Continuity mistake: When Commandant Lassard is talking to the group in his off the first time, there's one shot out the window of a line of jogging cadets led by a person in red and they pass a group of cadets standing. The next shot out the window and the jogging cadets are in the previous position passing the standing cadets. The line is too long and there's not enough time to be a 2nd group or for them to jog around the circle driveway. (00:09:00)

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We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - S2-E3

Continuity mistake: When David Wilson is talking to his son in the garage, his head is turned towards his son, then in one shot it's instantly tilted down, then instantly back towards his son in the next shot. And after the shot goes back to where his head is turned, he says "sorry" without his mouth moving.

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Trivia: In real life, Susan Sarandon, who plays Tammy's grandmother, is only 13 years older than Allison Janney (Tammy's mother) and only 24 years older than Melissa McCarthy (Tammy). That also means Janney is only 11 years older than McCarthy.

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Continuity mistake: When Tammy tries to drive through the trees and gets stuck, in one shot she drives through so the tree is up next to the side mirror past the wheel-well. But in the next shot, the car has moved back and the tree is next to the wheel-well, without her reversing.

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Continuity mistake: When Clinch and his gang start to chase Albert, from his house, many of the sheep start running and moving out of the way, even kicking up dust. When the camera angle changes, none of the sheep are moving and there's no kicked up dust.

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Trivia: When Albert does his "death chant", it turns into the opening of "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora.

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