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Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike - S5-E2

Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, I have been burned twice this week already. Are you sure about this? I mean, are you absolutely sure? [Monk smiles] That's good enough for me.

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Mr. Monk and the Actor - S5-E1

Dr. Kroger: And they cancelled the movie?
Monk: He said he wanted to play a character that wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England, doing Hamlet.

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Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan - S3-E1

Warrick Tennyson: You were the husband?
Adrian Monk: I am the husband.
Warrick Tennyson: Forgive me.
Adrian Monk: Forgive you? This is me...turning off your morphine. [Turns off morphine. Long pause. Monk covers his eyes and begins to cry.] And this is Trudy, the woman you killed...turning it back on. [Turns on morphine].

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Mr. Monk Goes to the Office - S4-E4

Natalie: I use to work at a place like this. I lasted about two weeks. You do the same thing everyday.
Monk: The same thing.
Natalie: After a while, you get to feel like a number.
Monk: A number.
Natalie: You're just like everybody else.
Monk: Everybody else.
Natalie: You're basically a drone.
Monk: A drone.

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Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan - S3-E1

Sharona: See? You did it. You rode the subway. I'm proud of you, you're becoming a real New Yorker.
Monk: I rode on the subway.
Homeless Man: Change?
Monk: Yes, I think I did.

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Mr. Monk Gets Married - S2-E15

Sharona: What are you doing?
Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light, you won't see it.
Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dream world.

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Mr. Monk Goes Back to School - S2-E1

Monk: Hold on. You'll thank me later.
Sharona: You always say that. Have I ever once thanked you later?
Monk: No.

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Secrets - S2-E9

Jack O'Neill: Armin, let me do you a favor. You don't know anything. Don't embarrass yourself.
Armin Selig: I know those two brilliant flashes in the night sky a few months ago were really alien ships on their way to attack Earth. You blew them up.
Jack O'Neill: I did? All right. [Sighs] If you're gonna go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's O'Neill with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L. He has no sense of humor at all.

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[Dr. Bravestone driving towards the flock of ostriches]
"Mouse" Finbar: What are you doing?
"Shelly" Oberon: Birds, birds, birds, birds! Birds!
[Dr. Bravestone turns around, driving towards the cliff.]
Oberon: What the hell, man!
Bravestone: They're flightless birds.
Ruby Roundhouse: This is a flightless dune buggy!

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Chapter 8: Redemption - S1-E8

Greef Karga: He missed!
The Mandalorian: He won't next time.
Cara Dune: Our blasters are useless against him.
Greef Karga: Hey, let's make the baby to the magic hand thing. Come on, baby! [Waving his fingers] Do the magic hand thing. [The Child coos.] I'm out of ideas.

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Trivia: The NATO soldier at the beginning who watches Jerry Springer, is played by Michael McDonald. McDonald was also in the first Austin Powers film as the henchman that gets ran over by the steamroller.

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Trivia: Despite playing Father/Son, Brian Cox (Logan Roy) is only 10 years older than Alan Ruck (Conner Roy).

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Mike Donnelly: [On the phone] Every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me, and the wall here, I had a doozy of one myself last night. Get this. A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck. Now, I don't know. Are you crying? Oh, my lord. I am sorry, honey. Please don't cry, could you get your daddy on the phone?

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Mike Donnelly: How ya doing, buddy? Transporting a prisoner. 12th precinct up in Buckley Town. My sergeant didn't give me any overtime, so I'm trying to do it lickety-split.
Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike: Well. I got a 426 hemi in her, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters. I can get her up to as good as 155. Never do though of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari. Hahahahaha. I guess I was going about 65, tops.
Motorcycle Cop: Seven! Seven miles an hour! And normally when I stop people they pull onto the shoulder.

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Steve Dodds: Are you or are you not the black angel of death?
Mike Donnelly: Without question.
Steve: Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.

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Joey Hammen: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger: I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Clarence Oveur: No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
Roger: All right, but just remember, my name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest. But my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run downcourt. And that you don't really try except during the playoffs.
Roger: The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ULCA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

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Trivia: The young version of Richie Rich is played by Rory Culkin, Macaulay Culkin's real-life younger brother.

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Trivia: When Nicky gets hit by the garbage truck, his blood makes "666" on Pete's shirt. Later, when Nicky dunks on Cassius/the ref, there's "666" on the shot clock above the basket.

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Trivia: The film is written and directed by Jim Abrahams. During the credits you see a number of his family members were part of the cast, followed by Alison Anne Abrohams. While this looks like a misspelling or intentional joke, that is her real name. While this is her only credited acting role, she went on to be a production assistant in Jim Abrahams' "Mafia!" film.

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The Cheever Letters - S4-E8

Trivia: In this episode, Susan finds letters from John Cheever (a real life writer) to her father exposing their relationship. Incidentally, in real life, John Cheever also had a daughter named Susan.

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