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Wade: Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shootout. Ha ha ha! Just kidding, a duck stole a bagel... but they do need it back. (00:05:25)

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Eeny, meeny, miny... mayhem! (00:54:01)

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Sonic: I hate mushrooms. (00:07:35)

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Tom Wachowski: Hey. So, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?
Sonic: It's no Earth, I can tell you that. There's no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff.
Tom Wachowski: Well, look at it this way. At least you won't be the only "fun-guy."
Sonic: No. Don't ever do that again! (00:49:46)

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Wade: Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
Tom: No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht... in Barbados... with Rihanna.
Wade: OMG... that's amazing, please send pics!
Tom: No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap.
Wade: Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean. (00:04:10)

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Sonic: That's Longclaw. She took care of me. She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi... if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. (00:02:02)

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Longclaw: Listen carefully, Sonic. You have a power unlike anything I have ever seen, and that means someone will always want it. The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. (00:02:47)

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Teamwork - S1-E3

Kimberly: [To Bulk and Skull] Why don't you guys just crawl back to the ooze you came from? (00:02:13)

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Tom Banner: My katana! The samurai live on again through me!

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Scientist: You can hide, but you can't ruuun.

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Tommy DeVito: I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny? (00:21:15)

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Karen Hill: I know there are women like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit, the truth... It turned me on. (00:41:10)

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Henny Youngman: How are you? Glad to be here! Take my wife, please! I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I said "Where do you wanna go for your anniversary?" She said "I wanna go somewhere I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen." Dr. Wellsler is here, a wonderful doctor. Gave a guy 6 months to live. Couldn't pay his bill, gave him another 6 months. (00:34:20 - 00:34:50)

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Karen's Mother: My daughter says that uh, that you're half Jewish?
Henry Hill: Um, just the good half. (00:31:22)

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Legion Frank: Joey sounds... normal. You know how much programming it takes to get a human being to accept the whole eight-hour-a-day routine?

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Legion Frank: So you an artist or something?
Legion Julie: Artist? Hardly. I doodle to escape the banality of Ormond.

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Legion Frank: No such thing as Soldiers of Mayhem.
Legion Julie: This story, Frankie, happens in the future.
[Julie writes Soldiers of Mayhem on his white shirt].
Legion Frank: I like the idea, but hate the name.
Legion Julie: It's a work in progress.

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Huntress' Mother: You need to thin the ranks.
The Huntress: I can do that. I will show you. I will show you, and I will show them... where crawfish sleep.

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Ash Williams: Huh... what is this place?

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Condemned - S1-E6

Vladimir: I have counter proposal... Suck my dick. [passes out] (00:09:54)

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