Best crime movie quotes of all time

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Frank White: From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn.

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Phil Philips: I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before. (00:26:05)

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David Mills: You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

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Judge in Dream: I accuse you... of a wasted life.
Papillon: Guilty... guilty... guilty.

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Big Jule: Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid, but ever since then I've gone straight, as has been proved by my record: Thirty-three arrests and no convictions.

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Jigsaw: Hello, I want to play a game.

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels picture

Student: We, er, shot one of them in the, em, throat.
Rory Breaker: What do you want? A medal? I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back.

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Birdie: Check this out. You ain't goin to college or any fuckin where if the Bird Man don't win. You might be on the other team, but you playin for ME. Remember that.

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Captain Fredricks: What part of "no" don't you understand, Strode? The "N" or the "O"?

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Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

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Police Inspector: Doctors... Lawyers... Never get past 60 thousand rupees. He's won 10 million. What can a slumdog possibly know?
Jamal Malik: The answers.

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Adele: Hey bank robber! Hey, want some advice? Next time keep the engine running.

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Police Chief Hubbard: What's this man doing here?
Axel Foley: Bleeding, sir.

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True Romance picture

Alabama: Okey dokey doggie daddy.

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Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

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Ellie Burr: A good cop can't sleep because he's missing a piece of the puzzle. And a bad cop can't sleep because his conscience won't let him.

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Slick: I wanna shoot someone y'kno and this feels like just the gun to do it with.

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Casino picture

Nicky Santoro: We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb fuckin' Hebe.

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The Negotiator picture

Lieutenant Danny Roman: A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.

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