Archie: People ask the question... What's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.
Archie Moses: This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.
Eddie Vogel: How's it hanging, counselor?
Mick Haller: A little to the left.
Jamesir Bensonmum: She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.
Dick Charleston: You mean suicide?
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh no, it was murder, all right. Mrs. Twain hated herself.
Alex Murphy: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Riggs: I can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
Skip: I'd rather be home with a fucked-up hand up in some pussy than to be out here healthier than a motherfucker without it... Shit.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Mr. Brooks: Before I was the Thumb Print Killer, I killed a lot of people, in a lot of different ways.
Ed: Listen to me, dude, I'm having a really fucked-up, really wet, very bad fucking day.
Ned: You better take me up on this quick. In about 45 minutes, I'm going to give up and go away.
Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?
Wilfred James: I discovered something that night that most people never have to learn. Murder is sin. Murder is damnation. But murder is also work.
Lee Butters: You have the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth. If you hire Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill you!
Chief Gillespie: What do they call you up there?
Virgil Tibbs: They call me MISTER Tibbs!
Thomas Crown: Samba. Sugarloaf. Jungle. Piranha.
Dwight: I can't tell if Miho is alive or dead, but I'm on my feet and every ounce of me wants to get some killing done.