Best crime movie quotes of all time

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Darkman picture

Darkman: I'm everyone. And no one. Everywhere. Nowhere. Call me...Darkman.

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Eddie Vogel: How's it hanging, counselor?
Mick Haller: A little to the left.

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Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?

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Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

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Dwight: I can't tell if Miho is alive or dead, but I'm on my feet and every ounce of me wants to get some killing done.

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Ned: You better take me up on this quick. In about 45 minutes, I'm going to give up and go away.

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Wilfred James: I discovered something that night that most people never have to learn. Murder is sin. Murder is damnation. But murder is also work.

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Lennox: Who wants to romp with bumbaclot?

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Archie Moses: This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.

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Santino D'Antonio: John... you know what I think? I think you are addicted to it. To the vengeance! No wife. No life. No home... Vengance... it's all you have.

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Tom Ripley: You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.

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Daphne Castle: The whole world knows that you are a man of enormous discretion.

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Jean-Pierre: At the end of the day we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses.

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Dakota: How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?

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