
Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
Sam Gerard: I don't care. (00:37:10)

Phil: I killed myself so many times I don't even exist anymore.

Miklo: What am I going to tell my parole officer?
Popeye: Tell him to suck his pee-pee.

Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Wallace: Cracking toast, Gromit.

Charlie Mackenzie: Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed?"He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.

John Spartan: Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit!

Mary Jo Buttafuoco: This is, like, the worst thing that could ever happen.

Caine: I thought killing those fools would make me feel good, but it really didn't make me feel anything. I just knew that I could kill somebody, and if I had to, I could do it again.

Larry Lipton: Claustrophobia and a dead body - this is a neurotic's jackpot.

Jack Grimaldi: I try to stop thinking. Try to get my head straight. If I could just get my head straight... then everything would be all right.