Judge in Dream: I accuse you... of a wasted life.
Papillon: Guilty... guilty... guilty.
Sergeant Howie: What religion can they possibly be learning jumping over bonfires?
Lord Summerisle: Parthenogenesis.
Sergeant Howie: What?
Lord Summerisle: Literally, as Miss Rose would doubtless say in her assiduous way, reproduction without sexual union.
Sergeant Howie: Oh, what is all this? I mean, you've got fake biology, fake religion... Sir, have these children never heard of Jesus?
Lord Summerisle: Himself the son of a virgin, impregnated, I believe, by a ghost.
Frank Serpico: You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man.
Judge R.W. Clarke: Why you self appointed dictator... All you know is force and violence... You don't understand the simplest things about the law.
Buford: I understand the difference between a poor honest judge and a rich dishonest one.
Sunny: What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?
Harry Callahan: Try knocking on the door.
Charley Varrick: I like your bed. You may find this hard to believe but I've never slept on a round bed.
Sybil Fort: Is that so?
Charley Varrick: What's the best way? North, south, east, or west?
Sybil Fort: That depends on what you had in mind.
Charley Varrick: What I had in mind was boxing the compass.
Jackie Brown: This life's hard man, but it's harder if you're stupid.
Giovanni Cappa: I learned this from Charley Lucky during the World War II.
Charlie: Oh? What did he do?
Giovanni Cappa: What did he do? He was there, that's what he did.
Han: Gentlemen, welcome. You honor our island. I look forward to a tournament of truly epic proportions. We are unique, gentlemen, in that we create ourselves... through long years of rigorous training, sacrifice, denial, pain. We forge our bodies in the fire of our will. But tonight, let us celebrate. Gentlemen, you have our gratitude.
Henry Gondorff: Pleased to meet you, kid. You're a real horse's ass.
Quarrel: My regards to Baron Samedi, man, right between the eyes.
Harve Poole: Incompetence is the worst form of corruption.
Gator McKlusky: You two are more fun than going to an all-night dentist.
Holly Sargis: At this moment, I didn't feel shame or fear, but just kind of blah, like when you're sitting there and all the water's run out of the bathtub.
Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
Oswald Imposter: Why don't you take a flying screw at the moon and charge it to me?
Mohamed Larbi Slimane: The revolution is like a bicycle, when it stops it falls.
Dan Freeman: You have just played out the American dream... and now, we're gonna turn it into a nightmare.