Best crime movie quotes of 2013

Roman Pearce: Better hide your baby oil.
Luke Hobbs: Better hide that big-ass forehead.

Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.

Mayor Hostetler: You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal. But a dog is anything but. And if men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women? You've ever seen a bitch in heat? She will grind herself across the grass to try and get her that itch. And she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, as any dog will do.

J. Daniel Atlas: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you'll think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you.

Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.
Frank: Marvin, that's two things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

Mullins: You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

Sydney Prosser: You're nothing to me, until you're everything.

Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.

[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!

Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?

Dr. Jonathan Banks: Depression is an inability to construct a future.

Bladesey: What made you join the Force?
Bruce Robertson: Police oppression, brother.
Bladesey: You wanted to stamp it out from the inside?
Bruce Robertson: No, I wanted to be a part of it.

Roy: Hit him in the jiggly.

Jerry Wooters: Playing hot potato with a grenade isn't much of a strategy.

Diamond Dealer: It's not a small thing to wish for, however unattainable... to aspire to the stone's endless destiny. Isn't that the meaning of adornment? To enhance the beauty of the beloved is to acknowledge both her frailty and the nobility of that frailty. We announce to the darkness that we will not be diminished by the brevity of our lives. That we will not thereby be made less.

Crunch Calhoun: If you've got no trust, then what do you got?

Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!

Victor: I don't want you to do that. Bring me food.
Beatrice: My ma likes to cook. It'll just go to waste otherwise. I'll wedge it in between the mustard and those plastic explosives.