Skip: I'd rather be home with a fucked-up hand up in some pussy than to be out here healthier than a motherfucker without it... Shit.
Kirby: Everyone in this town knows I've only got one leg. And that motherfucker grabbed the wrong one.
Cleon: It's better to check out than to go home all fucked up.
Anthony Curtis: Ya'll may think I'm crazy but I just want to do something that's different.
Skip: Well, gettin' your fuckin' head blown off is different, haha. Hey man, turn that shit down and slow this mother fucker down, ain't nobody in a hurry to get to school.
Anthony Curtis: No bad habits, ma. Except for a little killing.
Skip: I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy.