Wilfred James: I discovered something that night that most people never have to learn. Murder is sin. Murder is damnation. But murder is also work.
Hobbs: I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Roman J. Israel, Esq.: We are formed of frailty and error. Let us pardon reciprocally each other's follies. That is the first law of nature.
Hercule Poirot: I have lived long enough to know what I like. What I dislike, I cannot abide.
Mildred Hayes: Hey fuckhead!
Dixon: What?
Desk Sergeant: Don't say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a "fuckhead."
Paul: See, history is either a lie or a bore... History can't compete with video games, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, Vine, Kik, Burn Note, Whisper, Yik Yak, Skype, Tinder, Grinder, texting, sexting, porn, and that shitty, shitty, shitty orgy of mind numbing mistake called Hollywood. You see, kids, history can't compete. History is over. Everything is happening in this second. (00:36:41)
Baby: You and I are a team.
Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from 'Monsters, Inc.' It pisses me off.
Cory Lambert: You don't catch wolves looking where they might be, you look where they've been.
Thurgood Marshall: I wouldn't be here if I didn't think we could win.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Sean: They said it was just gonna be a easy grab.
Vincent: Well, it ain't no easy grab, they got T.
Harry Hole: I need a case... to work on.
Gunnar Hagen: I apologize for Oslo's low murder rate.
Karen Vick: A dongle is a security device.
Shawn Spencer: Sure, for some people.
Karen Vick: You stick it into your computer.
Shawn Spencer: Not my computer. Not since high school. Jules, back me up on this?
Juliet O'Hara: Shawn, stop talking.
Nick Jakoby: Everywhere I go, why have orcs always gotta be the bad guys?
Rodriguez: Hey, don't look at me, man. Mexicans still get shit for the fuckin' Alamo.