Napoleon Bonaparte: You think you are so great because you have boats.
Sharon: May you always love each other as you do today. I now pronounce you not husband and wife.
Gracie: It's my understanding that the movie takes place between 1992 and 1994, am I wrong? So why would you need to know anything that happened after that?
Elizabeth: Well, there are things that exist inside people that don't necessarily come to head until later, and I try and look for the seeds of those things.
Molly Evans: You know what? I don't care. I don't care. Let him win. He wins. It was a perfect murder. I just want to move on.
Adrian Monk: You could live with that? No, you couldn't.
Molly Evans: I'll learn to live with it.
Edgin: Were you killed in battle?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: Great! [To Simon] Four more questions, right?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: No, no, no, that wasn't for you. [To Simon] Did that count as a question?
Corpse: Yes.
Edgin: Dammit! Only answer when I talk to you, okay?
Corpse: Yes.
Simon: Why did you say "okay?" at the end of that?
Corpse: I didn't. [Collapses back into coffin.]
Edgin: Fantastic. Where's the shovel?
Ines: What's going on? What's that thing we saw?
Paul: I don't know.
Paul: Oh, that poor man. I ask him to come here and I treat him like shit.
Paul: No, no, baby. Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. It's not your fault. You couldn't have known. None of us could.
Ines: What is that then?
Paul: Some kind of shark.
Chato: It's not a shark. It's a megalodon.
Tommy: Those don't exist.
Danny Friedman: Everybody in this house needs a shrink.
Felicia Montealegre: If you're not careful, you're going to die a lonely old queen.
Optimus Primal: Rhinox, Cheetor, maximize!
Duncan Wedderburn: Bella!
Eileen Dunne: It's not like I'm going down to the shop. I'm going abroad... to France!
Cathy Dunne: To France? I thought you were going to Lourdes! You are coming back, Ma?
Eileen Dunne: Maybe. Maybe not!