Jamie Hughes: My mom never got a note in her locker in 1987. You wrote it after she died. Why would you do this?
Chris Dubasage: Continue the story. It's hard to sustain interest in three kills 35 years ago. But now the Sweet 16 Killer's back, and he's a bogeyman. He could be anywhere at any time. Can't be killed. He's Michael fucking Myers!
Jamie Hughes: I know it wasn't Eddie, but how do you know it wasn't Eddie?
Teen Lurch: He told me all about that night, how he was making out with Tiffany but then left as soon as she said she didn't do blow jobs. Just think. Maybe if she did do blow jobs, she'd still be alive.
Jamie Hughes: Yeah let's not make that the lesson.
Jamie Hughes: God, the 80s are wild.
Adult Randy Finkle: Yeah, so uh, the first thing you wanna do if you see the killer is run. Remember, avoid the knife... keep your life.
Jamie Hughes: You shouldn't talk to your mom that way. You never know when... She just cares about you.
Pam Miller: Oh so, what, like, you have a great relationship with your mom?
Jamie Hughes: No. But I wish I did. And I wish I told her that I loved her more. I just didn't understand what she.
Pam Miller: Hey. I'm saying this as a friend. But nobody wants to hear you talk about how much you love your mom, okay?