Luther Heggs: Calm? Do "murder" and "calm" go together? Calm and murder? Murder?
Linus: Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Det Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.
Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts?
Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts.
Albert: At ten o'clock.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts.
Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts.
Constable Slobotham: We're police officers.
Albert: Or layabouts.
Duc De Pommfrit: Come here, you little vixen.
Desiree Dubarry: Oh, get off! Stop it.
Narrator: "Pooh-pooh to the Whos" he was grinchily humming.
The Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry "booo-hooo."
Nicole Bonnet: I can't drive a stolen car.
Simon Dermott: Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse.
Big Heap: This is my squaw, Kitikata. I bought her for two buffalo skins.
Charlie: How.
Johnny Finger: Never mind how, where.
Cramden: Flint, the government needs you.
Derek Flint: Yes, well, it's good to be wanted, sir.
Mother Superior: This is a Catholic school Mr. Gottschalk.
Mr. Gottschalk: Band uniforms are non-sectarian.
Grace: Mumsy, Freddy is bashing his head against the wall and if he opens a vein it will ruin the drapes.
Aiko Kurawa: Don't make a big MaGilla out of it. Unless it is a big MaGilla.
Aldo Vanucci: Aagghh! If only I could steal enough to become an honest man.
Lily: The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.
Coco Duquette: I hate you for what you're doing to him.
Julian Wall: Your way didn't work.
Coco Duquette: You stick to your television programs. And I'll stick to mine.