
Joan: You didn't kill her, Annie.
Annie: What?
Joan: She isn't gone. (01:08:10)

Maya: Everyday you wake up and have a second chance to do whatever you want, to be whoever you want. The only thing stopping you is you.

Lily: Smile, open up, cross your legs, spread your pussy, speak softer, scream louder, be quiet, be confident, be interesting, don't be so difficult, be strong, don't fight back, be an angel, be a whore, be a princess, be anything you want to be, even the president of the United States of America. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla!
Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something.
Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right. (00:53:25)

Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.

Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)

Matt Graver: You gonna help us start a war.
Alejandro: With who?
Matt Graver: Everyone.

Gary Hart: This campaign is about the future. Not rumors, not sleaze, and I care about the sanctity of this process, whether you DO OR DO not.

Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.

Trent Slater: Sharks don't eat nerds.

Curtis Farraday: You know you can get AIDS from looking through trash, right?
Tommy 'Eats' Eaton: Only way you're ever getting AIDS.

Clare: Get me to the soldiers that came by this morning.