Agent Zoil: Motherfucking, titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
US Army soldier: Wait! You know what you're doing?
Steve Rogers: Yeah, I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.
Max Kenton: Shut up! You're not helping!
Charlie Kenton: Actually, I think I am.
Megatron: All I want is to be back in charge. Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
Optimus Prime: Time to find out.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
John: You have no idea of what I'm capable of.
Pest: Does that look like a dog? No, it isn't a dog!
Colter Stevens: What would you do if you knew you only had one minute to live?
Christina Warren: I'd make those seconds count.
Colter Stevens: I'd kiss you again.
Christina Warren: Again?
Philippe Weis: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will Salas: Wrong!
Sgt. Major: At fourteen forty six pacific standard time, twelve different locations across the globe were breached in what appears to have been a coordinated attack by an unknown enemy. This is a textbook military invasion. We are the last offensive force on the west coast. We cannot lose Los Angeles.
David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.
Dr. Woodward: If you speak of this... Or else... you, and your parents will die. (00:23:45)
Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.
Hal Jordan: When I'm flying, it feels like anything is possible.
Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde: The only one who knows what to say is in the ground. Isn't it enough that we took the time to put him there?
Ben: Wait, let me put down the only effective weapon to attend to a lady in distress.
Sergant: His Excellency, Chancellor Palpatine.
[Everyone sees Palpatine with a cape and a hood covering his face.]
Mace Windu: That's not the Chancellor, it's a Sith Lord.
[Everyone gasps.]
Chancellor Palpatine: Oops. Sorry. Hold on.
[Palpatine pulls takes hood off and everyone sighs in relief. Palpatine laughs and puts his hood back on again and everyone screams.]
Chancellor Palpatine: [Takes hood off again.] Woo-hoo.
Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.