Philip: At your service, Princess Clara.
Clara: Princess?
Matt Graver: You gonna help us start a war.
Alejandro: With who?
Matt Graver: Everyone.
Brother Swan: The darker the whore... the brighter the flame. (00:58:20)
Curtis Farraday: You know you can get AIDS from looking through trash, right?
Tommy 'Eats' Eaton: Only way you're ever getting AIDS.
Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
Gary Hart: My name is Gary Hart and I'm running for President.
Wilfried Böse: I didn't agree to this, I'm not a Nazi.
Smudger: They've eaten half the sixth formers.
Flag Pin: My grandfather use to tell all kinds of stories about this one soldier... but he wasn't taking about a man, but rather something mythic.
Earl Stone: Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.
Audrey Newhouse: This last letter suggests he was full of hope.
Rupert Turner: Which is why I am sure you will understand that, for obvious reasons, that is the version that I chose to believe.
Neal Beeby: If you were black, he would be in jail by now.
Martha: It's always nice to know you have someone nearby. The quiet out here can get real loud. Buh-bye now.
Colette: My name is Gabrielle Colette and the hand that holds the pen writes history.