
Matt Graver: You gonna help us start a war.
Alejandro: With who?
Matt Graver: Everyone.

Philip: At your service, Princess Clara.
Clara: Princess?

Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.

Brother Swan: The darker the whore... the brighter the flame. (00:58:20)

Curtis Farraday: You know you can get AIDS from looking through trash, right?
Tommy 'Eats' Eaton: Only way you're ever getting AIDS.

Gary Hart: My name is Gary Hart and I'm running for President.

Audrey Newhouse: This last letter suggests he was full of hope.
Rupert Turner: Which is why I am sure you will understand that, for obvious reasons, that is the version that I chose to believe.