Mike Wallace: No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer.
Judge Tolliver: Myrl Redding didn't fail the law. The law failed Myrl.
Marcus: Rule Number One: Don't get involved with patients. Rule Number Two: don't get involved with patients' daughters, now do you understand that?
Frank Pierce: What about Rule Number Three: Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love?
Marcus: Boy, you don't know nothin' bout Rule Number Three! Can't even begin to understand the complexities of that rule.
Lulu: Take me to a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm.
The Ghost of Christmas Present: You should have accepted Fred's invitation to dine.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: What?
The Ghost of Christmas Present: For Fran's sake, if not for yours.
Johnny: I've never felt this way before.
Helen: Of course not. You're twenty.
Disco Cabbie: Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies.
Narrator: The male and female feed on a meal of dead earth creature and vegetation.
Ann: He said not to ever do that to me again. He said that if you do he'll have you taken off to prison and locked up and you'll never ever see me again, and you'll have to eat ice-cream on your own.
Adele: You went too far with the ice cream business. He did not say that.
Ann: Yes, he did.
Adele: No, he did not.
Ann: And he wants to adopt me. He finds me very attractive.
Adele: ...Thank you Ann, Thank you. And your fiance will be back here in 2 minutes to see if we moved the car.
Harry: Shut the hell up, Francis, or I won't tell anyone where you are, and that would suck for you.
Amber Atkins: Oh yeah. Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships... or prison.
Lois McNally: If you need anything call me, although I don't know how to do anything except buy clothes.