Larry Houdini: You know what? I think I liked you better as a boogey... peeerson.
Frances Bacon McCausland: Nobody knew who was responsible, but everybody needed someone to blame.
Larry Houdini: I am Larry Houdini.
Frances Bacon McCausland: So I guess you were almost named after Harry Houdini? Houdini isn't even a real name.
Larry Houdini: I'm not a real person.
Boogeyman: I hate to be the one to tell you but it's not too late for me to nail you.
Larry Houdini: Fran, just because you're getting older doesn't mean you have to get old.