Best movie quotes of 1999

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Deuce Bigalow picture

T.J. Hicks: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.

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Bicentennial Man picture

Andrew Martin: Sir, is everything all right?
Sir: Umm. They've both gone now, Andrew. Well, things change, things always change. People move on. It's as it should be. But, what I realised today is that I'll never stop missing them.
Andrew Martin: Sir? One is still here.
Sir: And one is glad of that Andrew. Thank you.

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My Favorite Martian picture

Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
Armitan: Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened.

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Any Given Sunday picture

Patrick 'Madman' Kelly: Honey, will you put the kids to bed?
Madman's wife: Why can't we hire a maid?
Patrick 'Madman' Kelly: Why did I ever get married?

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Blue Streak picture

Miles Logan: Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.

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Blast from the Past picture

Adam: Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them.

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The Story of Us picture

Stan: Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you.

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Fantasia 2000 picture

Angela Lansbury: Walt Disney described the art of animation as a voyage of discovery, into the realms of color, sound, and motion. The music from Igor Stravinsky's ballet "The Firebird" inspires such a voyage. And so we conclude this version of "Fantasia" with a mythical story of life, death, and renewal.

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Ed Singer: They are coming to Earth, aren't they?
Gonzo: I don't know.
Ed Singer: How many of them are there?
Gonzo: I don't know.
Ed Singer: When will they be here? And don't you dare tell me that you don't know.
Gonzo: I know not?

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Onegin picture

Vladimir Lensky: Didn't I say don't be late?
Evgeny Onegin: Yes.
Vladimir Lensky: Then why are you late?

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House on Haunted Hill picture

Melissa Marr: Now, that's enter-fucking-tainment.

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Jane Porter: I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.

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American Beauty picture

Lester: Janey, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself and blackmailed him for almost $60,000. Please pass the asparagus.

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Dick picture

Betsy Jobs: You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you have a potty mouth.

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The World is Not Enough picture

Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And, no jokes. I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.

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Never Been Kissed picture

Rob Geller: See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson.

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Brokedown Palace picture

Nick Parks: C'mon, I made the ultimate sacrifice: 1 first class ticket for 3 economy.
Alice Marano: You'll never know what you ultimately sacrificed.

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