Oscar Novak: ...she has an ass so sexy, I struggle to understand it.
Lissa: I've built up a certain tolerance for your fuck-ups.
Alvin Straight: There's no-one knows your life better than a brother that's near your age. He knows who you are and what you are better than anyone on earth. My brother and I said some unforgivable things the last time we met, but, I'm trying to put that behind me... and this trip is a hard swallow of my pride. I just hope I'm not too late... a brother's a brother.
Eddie: You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a fucking 'H' in it.
Stephie: You just stay the fuck away from B.
Detective McBain: I think I made the age-old mistake: Never trust a beautiful woman.
Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.
Michael Williams: What are some of your favorite things to do?
Heather Donahue: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now.
Chase Buell: Man, this girl's makin' me crazy. Couldn't we just feel one of 'em up just once?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Waddya mean "WE?" Did you grow another face?
Cynthia: We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke.
Moff: See ya later Pete, no-one gives a fuck about ya.
Robert K. Bowfinger: Think of this as an errand. Your errand is to run across the freeway until I yell, "Cut!"
Young Susan: Think up lots of stories for me and eat hundreds of tarts.
Donna: Where are we?
Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island.
Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
Joe: Yeah, pretty much.
Bottom the Weaver: Since lion vile hath here deflowered my dear.
Peter Quince: Devoured.
Amédée: Being free, in short, is not doing nothing, but being the sole decider of what to do or what not to do.
Mary Burke: You have to be strong to survive in this city.