Best movie quotes of 1999

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Magnolia picture

Jim Kurring: The law is the law, and heck if I'm gonna break it. But if you can forgive someone... Well, that's the tough part. What can we forgive?

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Hrothgar: It came in broad daylight.
Beowulf: It's tiring of the game. It wants it done.

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Sarah: Love doesn't end, just because we don't see each other.
Maurice Bendrix: Doesn't it?
Sarah: People go on loving God, don't they? All their lives. Without seeing him.
Maurice Bendrix: That's not my kind of love.
Sarah: Maybe there is no other kind.

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Gary: I'm sure every man and his dog has tried a line on you, but has anyone ever told you you have very sad eyes?
Joanna: Well, yes, they have, Gary. Has anyone ever told you you need a shower?

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Alan Mann: I can't fart loud enough to express my opinion.

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October Sky picture

Roy Lee: What's an auk?
O'Dell: It's a bird that don't fly.
Roy Lee: You mean like a parakeet?

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Amédée: People are not used to thinking anymore, but don't do too much of it.

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The Exterminator: You don't have a mouse problem lady, you got a neighbour problem.

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Holy Smoke picture

PJ: I don't hate women. I love ladies.
Ruth Barron: Ha! Ladies! You wouldn't know any. I bet you date little Barbie dolls, don't you?"Oh, you're so brainy, you're so big! Can I suck your dick?" Can I be alone now?

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Rosie Forbes: You've got balls.
Maniac: You should see 'em.
Rosie Forbes: Mine are bigger.
Maniac: I've been told size doesn't matter.
Rosie Forbes: She lied.

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Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.

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Macleane: What rhymes with Rebecca?
Plunkett: Pecker. How's your old, uh...?
Macleane: Ah. Much better. Thank you.
Plunkett: Good.
Macleane: Yes. You know, I think it's actually got bigger, if you can imagine such a thing.
Plunkett: I'd rather not.

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Eddie: Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. I think that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head.

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Go (1999)

Go picture

Stringy Haired Woman: Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
Ronna: Look how far it got you.

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Harry: Shut the hell up, Francis, or I won't tell anyone where you are, and that would suck for you.

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Dead or Alive picture

Detective Jojima: My father was a small-village cop in a town where nothing ever happened. He just hung around like a scarecrow, until he died. But like they say - even a scarecrow keeps away the sparrows.

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Smart House picture

Angie: OK, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.
Ben: Next time, you should think before you open your mouth.

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Kay Chandler: You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.

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Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex.
Harry Sawyer: What?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.

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