
Angela Lansbury: Walt Disney described the art of animation as a voyage of discovery, into the realms of color, sound, and motion. The music from Igor Stravinsky's ballet "The Firebird" inspires such a voyage. And so we conclude this version of "Fantasia" with a mythical story of life, death, and renewal.

Tuptim: If love were a choice, who would choose such exquisite pain?

Richard Twat: As we always say at the Guest House Paradiso: Have fun, don't go in the water if you know what's good for you and try not to get shit on the sheets.

Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.

Cole Sear: I see dead people.

Maggie Witzky: Why are you doing this?
Tom Witzky: Water softens up the dirt.

Gilbert: Every theatrical performance is a contrivance by its very nature.
Sullivan: Yes, but this piece consists entirely of an artificial and implausible situation.
Gilbert: If you wish to write a Grand Opera about a prostitute, dying of consumption in a garret, I suggest you contact Mr Ibsen in Oslo. I am sure he will be able to furnish you with something suitably dull.

Heather Donahue: We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.

Asami Yamazaki: Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.