Go (1999)

Marcus: You can order anything you want so long as it's not what?
Simon Baines: Champagne.
Barmaid: What'll it be?
Marcus: Let me get a vodka tonic and a beer, please.
Simon Baines: I'd like to buy your most expensive bottle of champagne.
Marcus: Dumbass.

Marcus: I'm not a bathroom attendant.

Claire: You're making me an accessory.
Ronna: Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.

Burke: Listen, I just want to make a deal here. Can we make a deal?
Ronna: Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?

Claire: Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.

Marcus: Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy?

Todd: Hey Ronna, how are sales?
Ronna: Todd, I can explain.
Todd: I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You fucked me over for twenty lousy hits.

Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have.
Adam: A girl is dead, Zack.
Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.

Adam: Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?

Marcus: Get away from me! You're bad luck.

Todd: Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
Ronna: And here I thought you just gave me head.

Stringy Haired Woman: Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
Ronna: Look how far it got you.

Zack: Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.

Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black.
Marcus: Your mother's mother's mother, f - this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.

Todd: What do you want for Christmas, Claire?
Claire: I don't know.
Todd: Do you want to get laid?
Claire: No.
Todd: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?

Ronna: I need a favor.
Todd: Wow, I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna! Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors and I didn't even give my best friends head, so the chances of your getting a favor is pretty fucking slim.

Singh: Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?