Tim: Are you with me here, altar boy?
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
Captain Alexei Vostrikov: We will not fail.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.
Eden: These waves are for the big boys.
Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.
Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.
Detective Arango: Hey McCaleb! We don't need your doughnuts... or your shit! We've got enough of our own.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started.
Justine: What are we doing here?
Holden: Makin' one outta two.
Monroe Hutchens: He's a fighter, I'm a fighter, if I'm better on that day, I win. That's just the way it goes. Someday, every fighter loses. Sooner or later, somebody comes along and they got your ticket. Too old, just wasn't your day, whatever the reason is. In the end, everybody gets beaten. The most you can hope for is that you stay on top a while. Be the best.
John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.
Alistair: Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.
D.H. Banes: Mimi. GET OFF THE maid.
Ecks: Where did you get all this ordnance?
Sever: Some women buy shoes.
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.