Cinderella: I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.
Col. Werner Visser: Strange thing about war wounds - the older you get, the less proud of them you become.
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
Bobby: Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.
Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?
Jake Hayes: Does it play DVDs?
Seale: No. It's a portable thermonucular (sic) bomb.
Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.
Abou Fatma: I found you half dead crossing the desert alone and you say you are afraid?
Construction Worker #1: Quinn! What are you doing down in the arsehole of the world?
Young Quinn: Well you're passing through it. What does that make you?
Adina: I have a FAT ass.
Tower Control: 8-6-7-2-4-1-Queen, move it! Or you're going to be the hood ornament on a 737.
Wall Street: You can't get anything done in a world without rules.
Jim: No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Eleanor Duvall: They were giving out free lobster bibs in the bathroom.
Whitey: That's not a lobster bib Eleanore its a germ protector for your tushey.
Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.
Eddie Griffin: You know, high school's a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want you ain't gettin', and the sex you getting you don't want.
A.O. Neville: If only they would understand what we are trying to do for them.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.