
Sean Bateman: Rock and roll.

Nadine: She didn't break you heart, she bruised your ego.

Simone: Have you ever actually had dolphin? Pan-fried, with a little garlic and fennel.

Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?

Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.

Samantha Harper: You're thinking about the cop, aren't you?
Katie Burke: Maybe.
Samantha Harper: Okay, visualize this with me. You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers.
Katie Burke: I like the cop.
Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.

Regina Lambert: Have you ever been in love in Paris, Joshua?
Joshua Peters: Uh, I can't say I've had that pleasure, Reggie.
Regina Lambert: Well, you're still young. Maybe you still have a chance.
Joshua Peters: That would be nice.

Rachel Bitterman: You are very fit for a plus sized pig.
Miss Piggy: And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.

Jack Field, Your Store Manager: Life goes on, and so should we.

Sabina Spielrein: What can grow without rain? What can burn for years without end? Stone can grow without rain. But only love can burn for years without end.

Marcus: Off to The Rectum.

Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.

Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.

Milan: One guy can't take two on, except in the movies.