Best movie quotes of 2002

Guo Yi: You know, Okwe, good at chess usually means bad at life. You do realise that she's in love with you, don't you? I've been with her 20 minutes, and I know it. But then, I'm bad at chess.

Romana Denison: David, what is it?
David Scott: It's the height. I think I'm having a panic attack.
Romana Denison: Remember you are of the Sky.
David Scott: I am not of the Sky. I don't know who said that. If anything I'm of the Couch.

Ingrid Formanek: Say this - "La tapar, ana Sahaffi."
Robert Wiener: La tapar, ana Sahaffi.
Ingrid Formanek: Pretty good.
Robert Wiener: What does it mean?
Ingrid Formanek: "Don't shoot, I'm a journalist."

Tony Wilson: Every band needs its own special chemistry. And Bez was a very good chemist.

Sgt. David Tate: Don't call me 'sir', all right? I'm a sergeant, I work for a living.

Tim: Are you with me here, altar boy?

Mrs. Cartwright: What sorts of things are we supposed to notice?
Det. Martin Van Zandt: Nothing. You're just her parents.

Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.

Steve Irwin: That was a close one.

Chris Kelvin: Why did you kill yourself?
Gibarian: It seemed like a good idea at the time, now I think I made a mistake.

Val: You know, part of me wants it so badly.
Lori: And the other part?
Val: Also wants it. That's the problem.

Kent Woodlands: He's a true champion. Like Carl Lewis. In every way.

Detective Arango: Hey McCaleb! We don't need your doughnuts... or your shit! We've got enough of our own.

Randolph Grady: You know, I could help you study.
Starla Grady: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph Grady: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla Grady: Ha! I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.

Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.

Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.

Vera: Marv, I gotta pee.
Marv Merchants: Vera, you can pee next week.

Toula Portokalos: I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

Justin: Yeah, he's a professor... of being A DOG! oooh, faced... Scratch moded.

Marcus: Who are you?
Mourad: Who am I? Until proof of the contrary, I can be your best friend.