Best movie quotes of 2002

Virginia Woolf: You cannot find peace by avoiding life, Leonard.

Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.

Frank: But then, I'm drunk by 8 p.m.
Mike: It's noon.
Frank: Hey, I'm ahead of the game.

Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Khamtay: What?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.

Jack Van Meter: Get the hell down from there. While you're grandstanding here the city is starting to burn. Jimmy for Christ sakes.
Det. Sgt. Eldon Perry Jr.: If the city is starting to burn, Jack, it's partly because of guys like you and me. And I may be a goddamm alcoholic but that doesn't mean I can't tell the truth - and I've got all the deep deep dirt right here. Somebody put the cufs on me - let me start talking.

Rod: I've been waiting for you.
Heather: How long have you been here?
Rod: Not long... Five thousand years.
Heather: Okay, that's long.

Monroe Hutchens: He's a fighter, I'm a fighter, if I'm better on that day, I win. That's just the way it goes. Someday, every fighter loses. Sooner or later, somebody comes along and they got your ticket. Too old, just wasn't your day, whatever the reason is. In the end, everybody gets beaten. The most you can hope for is that you stay on top a while. Be the best.

Lloyd Faversham: Well then, you must try the Hole in One room.
Jerry Robinson: They have an onboard driving range?
Lloyd Faversham: Some of the men there do swing some very large clubs.

Carla: My client would like to point out that it's just paint - it'll wash out.
Brad Rigby: This concludes the proceedings. Deliberations will begin immediately.

Igby: You know just because you're dying, I'm not going to apologize. Not for anything that I've ever done.

Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.

Samantha Harper: You're thinking about the cop, aren't you?
Katie Burke: Maybe.
Samantha Harper: Okay, visualize this with me. You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers.
Katie Burke: I like the cop.
Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.

Alan A. Allen: I am an inventor, Patrick. An inventor of machines.

Terry: What do you think went through Billy's mind when he did it?
Sam: The bullet.

Senior Counsel Mr. Wolfe: You asked God to bless Sister Brigid after hitting you?
Evelyn Doyle: Yes sir.
Senior Counsel Mr. Wolfe: I put it to you that you are lying.
Evelyn Doyle: To tell a lie is against the Eighth Commandment. You're a lawyer, you should know that.

Detective Mitch Preston: Why did you want to be a cop, anyway?
Trey Sellars: Because I was a shitty waiter.

Kelly Robinson: I put this in my eye?
Alexander Scott: I got the camera in my eye.

Jason: I'm trying to get my spot back.
Devon: How? By river-dancing with your drum?

Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece.

Eddie: This is football we're talking about here, which you call bananas and you're reluctant to play it. But you play baseball, the World Series. You've won every year, America's won every year in that. Well done America.