Bernadette: Please don't tell her... please.
Katy: But I have to tell her! I have to.
Bernadette: Fine. But if you do I'll kill myself, and you know what that means? It means I'll go straight to hell and so will you, because in God's eyes you'll be a murderer, same as me.
Katy: No, no! That's not true! That's not true?
Cassie: It's a freakin' baboon hair.
Rayford Steele: What can you do?
Buck Williams: I can't do anything, but God can.
Mrs. Cartwright: What sorts of things are we supposed to notice?
Det. Martin Van Zandt: Nothing. You're just her parents.
Guo Yi: You know, Okwe, good at chess usually means bad at life. You do realise that she's in love with you, don't you? I've been with her 20 minutes, and I know it. But then, I'm bad at chess.
Evelyn Doyle: It's great that we're on the top floor, so Santa can park his reindeer near.
Pinhead: All problems solved? Not so simple, I'm afraid.
Alden Pyle: I trusted you. Thomas.
Thomas Fowler: Always a mistake with a woman involved.
Sergeant Wells: You know the little things that make your skin crawl, and the hair stand up on the back of your neck?
Joe: You mean like Spoon?
Trailer Trash Thumb: A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. Llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones.
Randolph Grady: You know, I could help you study.
Starla Grady: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph Grady: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla Grady: Ha! I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.
Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.
Milan: One guy can't take two on, except in the movies.
Martin Hannett: Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again.
Val: ...driving around his 1938 Vintage Roadster. If someone saw me in a vintage '38, they'd think I was Himmler.
Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.
Dina: I know of no fine words to do with love. They wither like flowers when I try to pick them.