But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

Dolph: I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton.
Megan: Yeah, right.

Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit.

Graham: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.

Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

Andre: She's just upset because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.

Megan: So it sounds stupid to you but I really love it. Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. It's exhilarating.
Graham: I would love to see you cheer.
Megan: Don't make fun of me.
Graham: No, I'm not. I'm not. Don't you think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something?

Megan: Your parents didn't stay very long.
Graham: Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass.

Peter Bloomfield: It's about your um... well... um.
Nancy Bloomfield: Your little field trip to the Cocksucker.
Peter Bloomfield: Your field trip to the C.

Sinead: I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm a homosexual.

Mike: Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend.

Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and.
Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am.

Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a.
Larry: Lie.
Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.

Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.

Graham: What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?

Joel: What about foreplay?
Mary: No! Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out.

Graham: You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught.
Megan: How'd you end up here?
Graham: I got caught.