Niven: It's the kid from the spaceship. Get him off the car.
Amy Archer: Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together. Even if it kept them apart, spatially.
Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?
Tony Hoyle: Let the law take these guys down. You know, sometimes the law works.
Paul Kersey: And sometimes it doesn't! These people, they steal, they murder, they destroy people's lives and they get away with it! They have alibis, money, lawyers, power. They have everything.
Vincent Eastman: We weren't a family. We were a corporation. With a kid.
Eva: EW! I am so not letting you eat lizards! From now on you are on a strict "no-yuck" diet.
W.E.: Family values have gone straight to hell.
Peter Brackett: Where did you say you were from? Bitchville?
John Slade: The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.
Rock Reilly: Get in the van!
Jessie Crossman: People probably told you that Jessie Crossman was the only person skilled enough to jump from a 747.
Pete Nessip: Well, the actual phrase used was "dick brain."
Stephanie Kaplan: Give a man a hundred million dollars and you make a frustrated billionaire.
Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.
Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.
Claudette: I've told you, not to bother me before a show, or after a show. Or, at home in my bedroom, when I'm thinking about a show.
Paul: It's him, Danny. He's here.
Leprechaun: Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night.
Vada: If I get married, I'll never change my name.
Nick: Why? You think the guy should change his name?
Vada: I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can't find them when you need them.
Nick: What if you don't want to be found?
Vada: Why do you argue with everything I say?
Capt. Jason Briggs: Is there a problem with your privates, Private?
Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.