Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
Barney Rubble: Not from the back.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here.
Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either.
Charles Van Doren: I've stood on the shoulders of life and I've never gotten down into the dirt to build, to erect a foundation of my own. I've flown too high on borrowed wings. Everything came too easy.
Dr. Bill Capa: Always guess the cliche, and you won't be disappointed.
Menchu: Well, my philosophy is, if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Dr. Alex Hesse: My nipples are very sensitive.
Herbert Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
Diane Pazinski: Let's.
Gail: Are you makin' a pass at me?
Tom: I don't know, is that what it's called this far outside of Boston?
Gail: This far inside of marriage, you mean.
Tom: I think we're sufficiently alienated for this to qualify as a pass.
Warden: Was there something you wanted to add?
Robbins: Don't ever turn your back on me again.
Lt. Jake Stone: Don't ever throw a cat on me again.
Heather: Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.
Barry: Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how posessive you are.
Heather: Oh right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up?
Barry: Look, guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?
Darcy: He said you're a hard man. Just how hard are you, Mr. Jones?
David Sloan: Um... hard enough.
Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.
Iago: Reality check. Jafar is large and in charge.
Big Mike: Hey, Cupcake, what the fuck you think you're looking at?
Forrest Taft: Nothing much at all.
Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me?
Chris Morrow: KGB, for short.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B.
Urgl: Your body's gone.
Engywook, Male Gnome: Well, your body went years ago.
Alice Green: I think I could love you again if you could, for once, say 'I don't know.'.