Leprechaun 2 (1994)

Leprechaun: Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night.

Leprechaun: Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun.

Bridget: How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?
Cody: He kisses differently than you.

Leprechaun: We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes.

Morty: I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist.
Leprechaun: What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?

Leprechaun: A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

The Leprechaun: What do you think of your bridal chamber?
Bridget: It... it's awful.
The Leprechaun: I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.

Leprechaun: You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold.

Morty: I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody: He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty: Oh, well now I'm convinced.

Morty: Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?

Leprechaun: It's the seventeenth of March. The feast of St. Patrick.
William O'Day: And your birthday.
Leprechaun: 'Tis a special birthday for a leprechaun. I'm one thousand years old. Tonight, I can claim me bride.

Cody: You should've been an actor.
Morty: There's no money in it.

Cody: Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.

African-American Leprechaun: Yo man, want me gold?

Leprechaun: A leprechaun's home has many surprises.

Cody: Everything is a scam to you, isn't it?
Morty: Damn right.

Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody: Me? That's crazy.
Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody: A leprechaun did it.
Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.

Morty: Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.