Capt. Jason Briggs: Is there a problem with your privates, Private?
Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.
Morty: Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?
Antonio: This is not a motel called "Cemetery." This is a cemetery called "Motel."
Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.
Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me?
Chris Morrow: KGB, for short.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B.
Buddy: You're happy. I hate that.
Menchu: Well, my philosophy is, if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Pauline Parker: I felt thoroughly depressed and even quite seriously considered committing suicide. Life seemed so much not worth the living and death such an easy way out.
Honorah Parker Rieper: Love, you can still write to each other.
Pauline Parker: Anger against Mother boiled up inside me, as it is she who is one of the main obstacles in my path. Suddenly a means of ridding myself of this obstacle occurred to me. If she were to die.
Bailiff: All Rise.
Judge Marcus: To hell with that, let's go.
Dr. Bill Capa: What do you give a suicidal patient who's got everything?
Dr. Bob Moore: A parachute. I heard it already.
Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.
John Manly: Kind treatment makes good horses, Joe. Bad treatment ruins them.
Ty Cobb: Baseball is a red blooded sport for red blooded men. It's no pink tea, and molly-coddles had better stay out... It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Warden: Was there something you wanted to add?
Robbins: Don't ever turn your back on me again.
Tim: Shit! What the hell are those?
Niven: It's the kid from the spaceship. Get him off the car.
Paul: It's him, Danny. He's here.
Jafar: Iago, you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies! Then you turned on them as soon at it was in your best interests. That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly predictable. A villain through and through.
Hood: So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista?
Pat: Well, I'm an only child.