Hood: So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista?
Pat: Well, I'm an only child.
Herbert Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
Diane Pazinski: Let's.
Darcy: He said you're a hard man. Just how hard are you, Mr. Jones?
David Sloan: Um... hard enough.
Roarke: How come you're on his side?
Gail: I'm not on anybody's side, I'm on everybody's side, I'm the mother.
Menchu: Well, my philosophy is, if you're gonna get fucked, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Billy: I stole cars at school. Take them over at break. Leave it parked outside the gates and at the end of the day I was the only kid to drive home. I was a fucking hero.
Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.
Alice Green: I'm waiting for my spanking.
Lt. Jake Stone: Don't ever throw a cat on me again.
Maurice L. Pogue: It's so nice seeing all your faces here: John and Susan and Mary and Fred and Ethel, Little Ricky.
Shirley: Shit! All I can see is female impersonators.
Urgl: Your body's gone.
Engywook, Male Gnome: Well, your body went years ago.
Ned Trent: Good. Nice sense of irony, blowing up the bomb unit. Ned, you may ask yourself, "Why is it my turn to die?" Ask God. He kills all the time. Why shouldn't I?
Silas Crow: My name is Silas Crow. I'm 18-years-old. For a year, me and Frank Fencepost been trying to get into this mechanic school. First, they tell us we gotta write a story. Something about something we know. Well, for a long time I couldn't find one, I mean, lots of stuff goes on here, but I couldn't see it as stuff you'd write down.
Bailiff: All Rise.
Judge Marcus: To hell with that, let's go.
Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
Beverly: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
Buddy: You're happy. I hate that.
Dorothy Parker: I'll wear my heart on my sleeve like a wet, red stain.
Fiona: Why does he run from me?
Tadhg: Why do you chase him?
Tadhg: He's my little brother! He's lost out there.
Tadhg: He's not lost... he's just with another branch of the family.