Best TV quotes of all time

Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.

The Diseasel - S2-E21

Bill and Ben: We're not playing. We're rescuing our trucks.

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Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.
B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish.

Voices: Up in the sky, look: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman! (00:00:10)

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DSU Martin Schenk: I know men like you the way you know men like me, and I know you wouldn't have done this if you believed there was the least chance of it coming back on you. Well, guess what: it's come back on you like the Hand of God, and the next words from your mouth will determine the weight and velocity of the staggering tonnage of shit that's about to plummet onto your head.

Linda: What do you have against the New York City Marathon?
Dr. John Becker: The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.

Niles: You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?

Born Psychopath - S14-E19

Dr. Huang: I'm conflicted about labeling a ten year old a psychopath. But...
Don Cragen: "But"?
Dr. Huang: I've had a chill like that two times in my life. With death row serial killers.

House of the Rising Sun - S1-E6

[While fleeing from an angry swarm, Kate takes her shirt off as insects are trapped in it. Charlie later finds her and hands her the shirt she dropped with a questioning look.]
Kate: It was full of bees.
Charlie: [Looking at her chest.] I'd say more like C's.

Multiple characters: Mouth breather.

Hamilton Burger: Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial.

Tess Silverman McLeod: You are a petty, greedy, money hungry... cattle barron.
Nick Ryan: Well then try this, we're over.
Tess Silverman McLeod: We never began.
Nick Ryan: Well fantastic, we agree.
Tess Silverman McLeod: Yeah you bet we do.

Bea Smith: I'm going Freak-hunting.

Reverend Jim: a Space Odyssey - S2-E3

Jim: Can you guess how many drugs I did?
Elaine: A lot.
Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!

Jay Pritchett: God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedy's didn't get together this often.

Mr. Bennet: For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?

Little Girl Lost - S1-E9

Beckett: [Growing weary of Castle and Sorenson trying to one-up each other.] Oh, for god's sake, why don't you both just drop your pants and get it over with?
Castle: I'm game.

Napoleon Solo: My name is Napoleon Solo. I'm an enforcement agent in Section Two here. That's operations and enforcement.
Illya Kuryakin: I am Illya Kuryakin. I am also an enforcement agent. Like my friend Napoleon, I go and I do whatever I am told to by our chief.
Alexander Waverly: Hmm? Oh, yes. Alexander Waverly. Number One in Section One. In charge of this, our New York headquarters. It's from here that I send these young men on their various missions.

Yokas: Forgot how many personal things I tell you. Guess I forgot how much I talk to you. You know? Because you weren't there for me to talk to. I miss you, Bosco.

Robert Romano: The operation was a screaming success if your desired outcome was paralysis.