Bea Smith: I'm going Freak-hunting.
Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving.
Valene Ewing Gibson Waleska: Now, I mean it, Abby. I just want an answer.
Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: Well, I'm not saying we're having an affair and I'm not saying I'm not. I am saying that I can have him any time I want him.
Christine: Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That on Television. Another in a long series of sour notes.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle.
