Bea Smith: I'm going Freak-hunting.
Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions.
Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.
Valene Ewing Gibson Waleska: Now, I mean it, Abby. I just want an answer.
Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: Well, I'm not saying we're having an affair and I'm not saying I'm not. I am saying that I can have him any time I want him.
Dungeon Guard: All right Kubusheskie tell me... How long are you going to keep me chained up in here?
Kevin: 10 years or maybe 20. Who knows?
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle.
