
Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things - S1-E4
Daenerys Targaryen: If you ever lay a hand on me again, it'll be the last time you have hands.

Alan Shore: Ah, Denny, I've hardly seen you this episode.

Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

Billy Blue Cannon: I need all the rest I can get, Uncle Buck.
Buck Cannon: When I was your age, Blue, the word 'rest' hadn't been invented.

David Banner: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Rick Grimes: This is how we survive. We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.

Kelly Grayson: This is going to sound like I'm talking out my ass.
Isaac: Then please try to enunciate.

Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!

Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.

Mary Carroll: Look at Anthony's hair. He looks like a little choir boy.
Jim Royle: He looks like a little gay boy.