Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: This is sick, Helen! This isn't one of your fairytales, a woman got killed here.
Doctor's Wife: The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being the only one who can see.
Nyles: We were born lost, but now, you are found.
Samantha: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Hennessey: I hope not, coz I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt.
Nicholas: I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.
Jeff Dearly: Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.
Mary: You really wanna know what Norman's like?
Warren Toomey: Yeah.
Mary: Better than you'll ever be, fat boy.
Holly March: Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.
Holland March: Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff." Just say "dad, there are whores here."
Holly March: Well, there's like a ton.
Mamie Johnson: There's some kind of fiddle-faddle goin' around here.
Guard: Talk. Talk, speak.
Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard: American.
Remy McSwain: If I can't have you, can I have my gator?
Henry Letham: Do you know the Tristan Rêveur quote about bad art? It's "bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."
Newt: Great, we're all bloody inspired.
Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house fraus.
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking."Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.
Sam Ransom: Is that your head speaking, or another part of your anatomy?
Mrs. Pell: If you're ever in Des Moines, don't send me a postcard.
Cara Harding: Just because you're older, doesn't mean you're right. It could just mean that you've been wrong for longer.