Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now.
Mrs. Pell: If you're ever in Des Moines, don't send me a postcard.
Freddy Krueger: You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.
Bruce Gardner: Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Carol Anne.
Pat Gardner: Bruce! Bruce! Bruce.
Sherlock Holmes: I warn you, sir, I've killed as many as six men in a week. Eight if you count matinees.
Sylvia Pickel: You're very brave.
Nick Deezy: Everybody looks brave holding a machinegun.
Hercule Poirot: People like to talk, and in doing so they tell the truth. It puts less of a strain on the memory.
Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: You open your mouth one more time, and I'll shove your head so far up your ass, you'll be talking out of your armpit.
Sydney Fuller: I just wanted to spend the night with you, not Eternity.
Richard Walker: This is an emergency. Do you understand?
U.S. Security Officer: Yes sir, I do.
Richard Walker: You understand but you don't give a damn? Is that it?
Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?
Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.
Vermeer: UGH.