Randall: People who are always right make me sick.
Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well.
Cynthia Hawkins: Do you steal the dresses of all singers?
Jules: No, no.
Cynthia Hawkins: So, I'M the lucky one! I have a fan?
Jules: I heard you in Bordeaux. And last year I went to Munich specially for the concert.
Cynthia Hawkins: You made the trip for me?
Jules: Yes, on the moped.
Cynthia Hawkins: On the moped. So, you ARE a real fan.
Donna: Haven't you ever done Assertiveness Training? Before I looked into the Doc, I did it all - EST, T.M., Scientology, iridology, Primal Scream... I don't know, I figure another five years of real hard work, and maybe I'll be a real human being.
Bud: Amazing Grace, come sit on my face. Don't make me cry, I need your pie.
Vicky: What does the winner get?
Mark: What does the winner want?
Vicky: Guess.
Carl: Aren't you going to invite me in?
Sherry: How about you take off your clothes?
Carl: Start your stopwatch, coach.
Bob Boyle: Ann? Mommy says you're not dead. Is that true?
Virginia Wainwright: God, you've got a lot of nerve.
Etienne Vercures: That's not all I've got. Want to see?
Truck Driver: Ah, fuckin' graduation day. They make a big deal out of it, like it was somethin' special or somethin'.
